Posted August 30, 2015
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- running out of room in an essay: the U.S.
- needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
